Dragon Age 2 Mark of The Assassin - review

Two days ago a release of new DLC for Dragon Age 2 took place. Of course I couldn't resist myself (or maybe because lack of work to do) and I bought it, recorded it and reviewed my encounter with new "child" from Bioware. How was it? And why BioWare screwed us again? Keep on reading.
Release itself wasn't very pleasant for me, but maybe it's because I'm very impatient and have too much of free time. Anyways, game should show up on 11th of October, and I expected it will show up at 0:01AM so I can waste more time on playing it, but I could buy it at like 5PM GMT +1. But I should turn a blind eye on it, because we all know how is it with game releases. So, straight to the point. I paid 800BW (bioware points) for it  and I counted for as epic as first DLC - Legacy. But I get something different than I expected. To anticipate rumours - it wasn't so bad.
It took me like 2,5h to finish whole DLC if I skip the part when I wondered what character should I play and moments where I died like an idiot. And after that time I was more than dissapointed, but after few hours true emotions showed up and I thought - maybe it's because I wanted to record footage so fast and get over it. DLC sends us to some god forgotten hole, to do god know why for people god know who the hell are from. I will try to avoid spoilers so I have to end telling storyline at this point, but it's pretty much all, no big surprises. So is it more like Legacy or more like Dragon Age 2 itself. Well it's not that hard to guess that it's more like basic game. I felt like I'm doing some meaningless side-quest, which doesn't tell any epic story or involve us into some intrigue - well from my point of view ofcourse.
I should turn blind eye on it, because Bioware for a while now can't make any long-epic-storyline, so why I should be surprised they haven't failed in it again.Not everything in that DLC is bad, there are few (where I mean very few) things that are neat. For example Tallis which was played by Felicia Day - known more by WoW nolifes - is a very interesting character, but sometimes her mimics look like she have some serious-bowel issues. However Bioware still know how to juggle with characters they've already made, so we can meet few NPC which players from Dragon Age Origins should remember. For me, it's an advantage.
After a while I come to conclusion, that maybe I expect too much from DLC. It's not expansion, but one new mission to kill some time (and money in wallet) which shouldn't take more like 3h to finish. Anyways story showed in Mark of The Assassin doesn't impress and don't show anything cool. We go for hunting and play Sam Fisher for a short time. In my opinion Bioware wasted big potential, for example I can mention "Exciled Prince" which costs like 560BW and show us some neat story - and it's not even proper DLC. For me it's 5/10. It's not bad, but it's not good also. If it would costed less, maybe final experience wasn't so bad, but for now I can tell you this - it's boring as hell, but it shows some new environment.

Why Battlefield 3 gonna SUCK

I've played BF3 beta since it came out. So it's like a week and a bit now. My first impressions was - OH MY GOD I MUST HAVE THIS GAME SO BAD. But now? I changed my mind. Why? The reason is very, very simple. As much as I love to teamwork and tactic games like battlefield and as much I hate Modern Warfare (for pointless running and fapping to K/D ratio) I hate this game so much now. Well, not all of them, the game itself is awsome and worth buying but if I think I will have to play with bunch of fuckin retards it makes me not want to buy it.

Of course this game have it's gloroius moments, like Operation Metro. Fine, it's boring after playing only one map for a week, but when I've played it I felt like I make a difference. I could win the map by myself or just grab three random guys, shout at them and then rush MComs to the victory. But when I played for JUST an hour Caspian Border I wanted to cut my wrists and cancel my pre-order. Why? Because every one is running like a fuckin retarded lemming. And if someone is not I'M NOT THE SAME SQUAD AS HE IS, so I can't take an advantage from it! But! It's not the only reason. After I spend 5 minutes running to checkpoint - because my team took all the fuckin tanks, jets, helicopters, jeeps, skijets, bikes, snowboars and rollerblades - I'm FUCKIN ALONE IN THERE. When I've played Operation Metro I felt that someone will cover my ass at some point, here I feel like I'm playing 1 vs 32. NOBODY will spawn on me because my squad is full of fuckin recons who think they're snipers - well good luck sniping tanks idiots. But when I put my hands on tank I can't make a difference because NOBODY will repair me, NOBODY will cover me and NOBODY will make an use out of my killing spree. So why I even bother to do ANYTHING since nobody does give a shit. After I decided with full responsibility to DESTROY all jets and helis, my team MAGICALY took ALL THE BASES, but as soon as flying-pile-of-crap spawned we lost all of them. So I had to ask myself - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. And that's I'm saying BF3 SUCK. 

Of course somebody can say - Go play with your friends - yes I can do that, but what's the point of it if I'm not in squad with them and I can't pick squad. The only thing I can hope for is DICE making a patch which will heal retarded players. But as far as I know, that is not going to happen.